Friday, August 17, 2012

Retractable Claws

Dear Boo,

Do you have retractable claws? Because I don't understand how you're able to scratch and pinch me so hard.  I look at your nails and they are as short as I can comfortably cut them with barely any white showing.  How are you still scratching the crap out of me.  It's like laying next to a little sticker bush!

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